Tally the results up, and the end total will tell you what percent of an idiot you are :)1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [ ]Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 5
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 8
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
26. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 13
30. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
33. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
34. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
37. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall.
39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 19
40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
41. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
42. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
43. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
46. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
47. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 22
50. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
53. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
54. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
56. [ ]Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
57. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
58. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 25
60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. [x] put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 32
70. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. [x] Ran into a door jam
73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
78. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 36
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
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84. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
85. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .
86. [x] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 39
90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before
97. [x] You have spelled you own last name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 48
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