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TANBEEYAN
is not blessed with big eyes, sharp nose, overbite, clear skin, curly hair, double eyelids, skinny face, long body, big breasts, skinny arms, slim thighs and a skinny body.

but she is blessed with a family, great friends, a handphone, computer, headphones, 160cm.

i lemon, honeydew, cinnamon, watermelon, lychee and all other goodness in life. i like spastic people. :D

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Angela
Arnold
Aster
Beeyan
Benjamin
Bernadette
Chemistry > YOU
Chris
Felicia
Hoiki
Hongshen
Jasper
Jiahui
Jianhong
Jianyou
Jiayu
Joey
Jolin
Jorim
Joshua
Jun Ming
Kiat Han
Magdalene
Marc
Meiyen
Nataline
Pei Kheng
Qi Xiang
Ryan Chia
Tianyan
Trisha
Weisheng
Vanessa
Vincent
Weishan
Yiling


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    Friday, February 29, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 8:18 PM

    Leap year! If i never post today I must wait another 4 years to do so. Happy birday to those who are born on today. And those women who have very good boyfriends please propose to them as they cannot reject you on leap years.

    Today was like random. Like very random. Green monkey, bears, curry sauce, soon kueh, bak kut teh, sneezing, mind corrupted by a 19 year old art teacher.


    Curry sauce from white sands' macdonald on wednesday when the idiotic guy thats fatter than me told us to get lost and clear the trays.

    Then today we were supposed bring soft toys so I brought my lamb and cat to school. I didn't want to donate the cat cause bu she de then in the end didn't give it away. Then the lamb donno why suddenly the hoof there break so bring home to sew then give away.

    Then the curry sauce. The arnold go take the curry sauce to check for any defects then hor, he found one with crack then he keep squeezing it. Then the aluminum foil thing cannot sustain the pressure of the air inside then it burst. Wa heng the cover never aim at me if not i die already. Then he was like stained with curry sauce and he smelt like curry sauce until the end of the day.

    And the 19 year old art teacher was like "WHY YOU USE SCRAP PAPER?!" cause I printed my animal pictures on scrap paper (im like such an environmental friendly person) and I had no idea that we need to pass the printed picture with it. Walau eh. I donno he got check one sia. My picture never go according to the grid leh x_x

    LEAP YEAR!
    *inserts violin*


    And I broke my hairband today. damnit.
    Wednesday, February 27, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 7:23 PM

    I am like so damn guai and mature. But then the H_ik_ go spoil my innocent image by pulling me into kiddy palace and toy'r'us still dare say I pull her go in one :<

    Today was like damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn suay can?

    After school went to the Mac at white sands with Weiting, Natapink, Vanessa, Felicia, Jorim, Chris and Marc. Then Weiting, Vanessa, Jorim and Felicia go toilet with me. Then when we came back, some idiots from Coral Sec was like "oi can leave anot?" It's like so damn rude? And he also ordered us to take away our trays. Like first you told us to get lost, now you're telling us to clean the tables also. Go lick the table if you want it so damn clean.

    And then after that, saw the mymummyused10ktovoteforme Shawn tok. =_= His attitude is like damn idiotic. And before that there was donno how many people camping in a neoprint machine. =_=

    I shall emo and // myself.

    Okay maybe not.
    Tuesday, February 26, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 8:06 PM



    This was the neoprints taken last Sunday. :l and I just realised that everyone took the same pose o_o

    Tomorrow I'm running 2.4km again. :l I was very enthu for the running just now but now I don't feel like running already. Must pass this time so don't need run anymore x_x

    Haypeeeeeeee 83th post! o:

    Everyone damn distracted by that bee during band. x_x
    Monday, February 25, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 3:50 PM

    Yesterday went to meet up with Wei Ting and Vanessa at White Sands to buy food for later on. Then after that went to Tampines platform to wait for Natapink, then to Bedok to wait for Chris and Marc. Marc wore like damn gay. When I say gay I mean super gay.

    He wore like.. a black tight shirt with long sleeves that made me think "are you a scuba diver?" and he wore a flowery blue pants.


    Wa I going blind liao. He go flatten his hair then I tell him might as well wear hat. =_=

    After meeting everyone, we all went to Marina Square to watch Kung fu dunk. Then we go toilet zi lian awhile.




    Then during the movie hor, got one tofu song. Then it was like

    Tofu (tofu) Tofu (tofu)
    *translate into english*
    I won't let you eat my tofu

    then we were like laughing like mad >_>

    After the movie then they still going "TOFU! TOFU!"

    Then went to bugis for neoprints. We are like matchmaking each other lor. Then at first is Natapink with Chris cause they talking about Nicole then walk slow slow then we all walk fast fast then pang seh. Then after that is Vanessa and Marc cause they keep hitting each another like husband and wife fighting like that. I am so the innocent. :<

    Then went to one shop cause Nataline wanted to see the necklaces. Then Nataline was like "Pink rocks!" then Marc go "Black is nicer la!" Then everyone agree black is nicer then now become Natapink since she's so obsessed with pink. For once i agree with something with marc.

    Then we go around "THERE NATALINE! BLACK!" and point to everything thats black. Then i point to a 50% sale thing then say, "see! black got 50% sale, pink dont have" Then walk walk walk then see one pink 45% sale then I they put wrong color x_x. It's damn drama lor.

    Today the spot check cheat my feelings sia. I thought is Mdm Hafsah catch then I pin super high. 3 Pins sumore. :< I even wore normal socks.
    Saturday, February 23, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:44 PM

    97 words

    Speedtest



    :l

    Today went for band and my lips bled after using my lips to hold the paper. It's not because of paper cut or what ever but cause my lips too dry already then when the lips touch the paper it stick together then I take out then tore my lip skin =_= There's my lip blood marking thing on the band consent form.

    Went to TM with Hoiki to have lunch and went on a hunt to buy belated presents cause Hoiki always forgot birthdays :l In the end only bought Delia's present cause she didn't know what will Joey like. And Nataline's birthday is next week and I have no idea what to give her x_x

    I moved my blog to here, and changed my skin a little bit cause the "huh?" is retarded.
    Friday, February 22, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:57 PM

    Today is officially nicole day by some people in 2B.

    Everybody is supposed to button up ALL their buttons pin their name tag on the first button. Then before Art lessons hor, Monica tell us all button up and those got tie one wear the tie till short short, then also pin your name tag at the first button. Then pin up ALLLLLL your fringe and tuck in shirt. When she shout class stand everybody must stand up straight and bow 90 degrees then say "goot morning~ mr leow"

    Mr leow come in liao damn shocked. LOL. We did the same to Mdm Siti but she told us to put back all the name tags and unbutton the first button.

    After school went to Hoiki's house with Delia, Wei Ting, Nataline and Joey. Then played cooking mama and all this. Then camwhore abit with her bar looking place and the maple tree wallpaper.



    Hoiki looks like a giant


    Weiting, me and Nataline


    Weiting, me and Nataline again


    Hoiki, Joey, Nataline, me, Delia and Weiting


    Joey, Delia, Hoiki, Nataline, Weiting and me sitting on air


    Siao zar bohs climbing trees. I swear i donno them :<


    Hoiki: HWAAAAAAAA


    I love this part of hoiki house :<

    When I came home I got the shock of my life sia. Not only those air con people didn't install finish the air cons, they are coming back again tomorrow and made my computer room like this!



    Okay 8D Tomorrow there's band so must guai and sleep early.
    Wednesday, February 20, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 4:32 PM





    This chocolek is like the nicest chocolek that I have eaten this year. im very broke this year so cannot afford good chocoleks :<

    I make you all fat with my merci hor, I also got make myself fat lor. :<

    Today science BIO. I donno whether to laugh or what lor. That time the whole penis diagram was like the wholeeeeee screen and the class was like damn silent, which i dont know why, and I'm like laughing like hell lor. And Joey told me that Derrick was like leaning on the table and grinning at the screen.

    And I failed my 2.4km :< I failed :< I failed :< First round 7 minutes, second round 5 minutes, third round 7 minutes =_= Nevermind. Always got next week.

    Then H_ik_ went home after school then me and Genevieve go self practice. To our upmost holler horror, the band store didn't open :< At least we did our geography homework while waiting.

    Beeyan is a very goot girl who censors name to protek peepor's identities.
    Beeyan is a very good girl who censors name to protect people's identities.
    Monday, February 18, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 3:40 PM



    I cannot help but do this to Dora's bf/cousin/whatever.
    H_ik_ and I saw Dora with fringe folded up, then I go take the bf/cousin/whatever and fold the fringe up also then put it beside Dora and take picture.

    I cannot believe I just now went downstairs to fetch my meimei up wearing a hairband. A hairband. A hairband. A hairband. All hair behind except my fringe. Except my fringe. Except my fringe. Except my fringe.

    Sian the concert tickets still no one buy. Nothing much to post also x_x
    Friday, February 15, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 2:59 PM

    My big plan to make people fat suckcess like shit sia.

    But sian. This valentines not fun one. Then after school go kajiao juniors when they having band. Walau they so good get Mr Lim sia. Then if they pass their theory test they straight away can touch instruments liao leh. Means I need share instrument with junior lor. zz.

    Then I did the theory test also cause I have nothing to do. Then before that Nataline was like "If you do not name your child Nataline, you will DAI!!" With the hand actions. Then made me laugh like shit.

    Then today I went to use Jorim's chop to chop my hand
    Wednesday, February 13, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 8:58 PM

    Today our journal had the most interesting topic ever. Perverted people like H_ik_ knows plenty of it and will get A+ for this journal >:D Tsk tsk. Or maybe the iknoweverything yangfan and derrick also know a lot.

    Today's journal topic is..

    *drumroll*

    KIDS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! They are like as young as 10 year olds x_x

    My mind is like so the pure, so the innocent, so the *insertrandomgoodwordshere* so I am sure I get F for this time. Guaranteed plus chop.

    Okay serious liao.

    TODAY PE NO 2.4KM!! WALAU MY DREAM COME TRUE SIA

    Then we played traditional games and stupid H_ik_ made me stupid cause I found a yellowish orange feather and called it

    LULZXZXZXCHOCOBU FEATHAAAAAAAA

    Then she go crazy liao :'( is not my fault lor. is really not lor :(

    Then after school we went to army museum. It's quite boring except for the mini show with damn cool effects. When see the tanks ready to fire I was like 'oh shit.. look like very loud leh' then make myself mentally prepared then the PIANG! was like MUCH softer than I expected.

    Tomorrow I'm going to bring Merci dark chocolek and give out to all lonely people. and maybe i can make those people who have stead to become fatter so their partner will ditch them and they become single. like me 8D

    okay la. I'm joking about the chocolek part. But i WILL give out chocolek :D

    wa Ms Tan damn direct sia. She go say IYO! Why you pin up until like that? Very ugly leh. I know you never pin is very nice but WHY PIN UNTIL SO UGLY?!?!?

    :( Okay lor. Maybe thats why she never catch me for fringe last year.
    Monday, February 11, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:45 PM

    My Beeyan up lorry already



    Seatting arrangement was changed. Some sway people had to sit with *insertrandomname* My new sit is okay la. Except that Yiling and Arnold like bring sweets everyday then I am like.. dietting >_> And I failed my chinese compo. If I didn't have any wrong words I will pass one leh! T_T Tomorrow there band again :D Finally can touch my bassoon again.

    zomg I stolen Hoki (according to mrs sundar pronounciation)'s bag and we placed many new year goodies inside and threw it on the table. oi shh don't tell anybody ar.

    Today hoiki like never crap one lor. not fun already. and zomg 2.4km run T_T I can go die already. On Saturday I actually wanted to run 3 rounds around Ngee Ann sec but my sister don't want run with me so I decided to run the staircase of my block. Like from one staircase run down then run to another staircase and come up. I wanted to to that for 2 rounds then I run 1 round ending soon then I realised I didn't do any warm-ups and my legs are cramping. So i faster climb back 8 floor =_=

    And my butt has muscle ache like wtf. Butt.

    HOKAY :D
    Saturday, February 09, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 10:50 AM

    Heck the previous post. I'm not editing it anymore.

    I realised that my mummy's potted plant's moss looks damn cool.







    It looks.. cool o_o

    I feel like going out today to buy a bag, as well as going back to school to take back all my homeworks cause I left it inside the table. I didn't even remember there's homework sia. I have like nothing to post now cause there's nobody online I can crap to, that shit hole forum got shittier than ever, and there's no school.


    Bassanio is gay. Oh look! Shylock even offered Bassanio money! Tsk tsk!

    Yesterday I wore a tee shirt with 'If you see this, MAKE ME A SANDWICH' and my cousin say "She want go home eat her sandwich" when I don't want to go watch movie.

    Sian. I need to do the class motto thingy for class decoration and I forgot what's the class motto.
    Friday, February 08, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 9:08 AM

    Yesterday went to retaurant at east coast to eat. Then hor, they forgot to charge us for the yu shen then we faster run away. x_x

    Will edit this post later.
    Wednesday, February 06, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 1:10 PM

    I went mad and walked home from TNPS =_=

    I don't think i want to return to TNPS anymore already.

    Hoiki went hongkong then today i damn emo :( My name can be tan yi mo already. I don't know what to blog about sia. It's like.. i have no pictures, hoiki is not around to crap with me, i dont talk to any primary school people.

    Some people wore red and white today so i went "HAYPEE NATIONAL DAY!" then clap like crazy to everyone who wore red.

    I might take pictures of the reunion dinner food to compensate for the pictureless posts lately.

    Gaaa pineapple tarts my mummy made


    Before going into the oven


    After coming out of oven


    Walau i hungry again


    EDIT

    TADA. Reunion dinner pictures!


    All the food


    ABALONE! BAO YU! RUBBER! BAO YU!!!


    The chicken and the duck


    FA CAI! It seriously looks like hair but i like the taste o_o
    Tuesday, February 05, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 10:01 AM

    i have big spready hands and feet. later become like O-lan how? Husband cheat on me how? :<

    *THE ABOVE IS TO ENTERTAIN. I do have big spready hands and feet though.*

    I woke up at like.. 6.30 to kajiao my meimei. Then after that drop down to bed to sleep again till 9.30am. Then had a stupid conversation which stopped when hoiki went to fetch her friend upstairs.

    I think I made Marc angry in msn yesterday o_O" SORRY LAAAA. YOU SO SERIOUS ONE.

    I think i need go buy things for class decor later. Then tomorrow go school super early and start making the borders for the notice board. I really think not enough time to decorate the whole class lor. The most is reach school at 6.30am, decorate for 1hour, then after school stayback till 11 or so.

    And damnit i have nothing else to wear except for black jeans and tee shirt and skirt. and i'm NEVER going to wear a skirt. Why tee shirt not allowed one?
    Monday, February 04, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:49 PM

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    gay sia.
    Saturday, February 02, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 5:20 PM

    zomg I went crazy and tried on my band uniform (without skirt and bowtie) for the second time.



    And duh I'm wearing pants even though I don't have the skirt.

    Yesterday, Genevieve, Nataline and I went to the library cause Nataline wants to find pictures to print for art. Then Genevieve and I go and look around lor. Then I saw 1989 Dunman year book. Then Ms Osman was like so damn cute la. After that Genevieve took one of the year book (forgot which year) and turn to the band page. Wtf la. Last time hor, the band uniform hor, it's like a fluffy red shirt that people wear to sing on ge tai. If you all want see go find the book yourself.
    Friday, February 01, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:30 PM

    Finally after 6 days of not posting.

    I finally encouraged myself to post after I saw *insert random letters* just now. And Marc proved that he is ungay. zomg. Marc is ungay.

    HE IS UNGAY!
    UNGAY!
    UNGAY!
    UNGAY!
    UNCLE!
    UNGAY!
    UNGAY!

    Watched Mulan during band yesterday from 3.30pm to around 5.30pm Then go and kajiao the juniors. When watching mulan that time walau eh. I sit with Hoiki sia. I sit with her I tel you I become stupid immediately one lor. No wonder I now so damn stupid. The AVT chair is those got the mini table that can flip one. Then I was like flip flip flip flip flip then say "Eh later I think I will fly sia" Then hoiki got her own mini table don't want use then use my table. Then I go flip it up then her hands drop down.

    Then the Mulan one part got the chicken. Genevieve's tong lei sia.

    And today did the literature test. I wrote like 1 paper and half a page full of crap and I think I will fail like so damn miserably.

    After band went to self practice with Genvieve cause I damn scared my Junior will play better than me. I think I smell like dried rain + sweat.




    Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns
    Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
    You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
    But you can bet before we're through
    Mister, I'll make a man out of you

    Tranquil as a forest
    But on fire within
    Once you find your center
    You are sure to win
    You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
    And you haven't got a clue
    Somehow I'll make a man out of you

    I'm never gonna catch my breath
    Say goodbye to those who knew me
    Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
    This guy's got 'em scared to death
    Hope he doesn't see right through me
    Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

    (Chorus:)
    Be a man
    We must be swift as the coursing river
    Be a man
    With all the force of a great typhoon
    Be a man
    With all the strength of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

    Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
    Heed my every order and you might survive
    You're unsuited for the rage of war
    So pack up, go home you're through
    How could I make a man out of you?

    (repeat chorus)
    (repeat chorus)

    Zomg i love this song so damn much. Especially the voice.



    Tadadada, hoiki's trumpet in the toilet. And she pushed the broken door and made the door slide down.




    Bassanio: Will you stead me? Will you pleasure me?